Birdie 3.0
Cute enough for your keys.
Loud enough to stop someone in their tracks.
Birdie clips on like a bag charm and sounds off like a siren. One press, 130 decibels, zero warning to whoever's nearby.
4M+
Carried daily
130 dB
Alarm output
<1 sec
To activate
Loud is a feature, not a side effect. We measured it against a smoke alarm at close range. Birdie won.
Nothing to learn. Nothing to charge every night.
Clip it in
The gold clasp opens like real hardware, not a keyring you have to fight with. On your bag in one motion.
Press once
Center button. No combination, no app, no unlocking your phone first.
It doesn't stop
130dB of sound and a strobe light, running until you decide it's done.
Four reasons it's actually the loudest thing on your keys.
One press. That's it.
No hold-and-wait, no double-tap. Immediate, every time.
130 decibels
Louder than a smoke alarm. Impossible to ignore, hard to talk over.
Charges like your phone
USB-C. No battery drawer, no dead AAAs at the worst moment.
Clips onto anything
Tote, backpack strap, belt loop, actual keys. It goes where you go.
Styled by millions. Recognized by no one.
Every colorway is designed to disappear into whatever's already on your keys — until the exact moment it needs to be the loudest thing in the room.
The questions everyone actually has.
Will it go off by accident in my bag?
No. It takes a deliberate press on the center button, not motion or jostling. It's not going to surprise you at the bottom of your tote.
Can I bring it on a plane, or to school?
Yes. Nothing sharp, sprayed, or restricted. It clears TSA and school security the same as your phone charger.
How long does the battery actually last?
Weeks on standby with normal use. It charges over USB in about an hour, the same cable as everything else in your bag.
Is it actually loud, or "product page loud"?
130 decibels — louder than a smoke alarm at close range. Built to be heard through a wall, not just by whoever's next to you.
What happens after I press it?
It sounds continuously and the LED strobes until you press it again to stop. You don't have to hold anything down.
Does it call anyone, or alert the police?
No, it doesn't connect to a phone or a monitoring service. It works by drawing attention, loudly and immediately, to wherever you are.
12,438 people have opinions. Here's what they say.
"I tested it in my apartment before carrying it. My neighbor texted asking if I was okay. That's the point."
Sam W. — Verified Buyer
It looks like an accessory. It's built like a decision.
Every color, every clip, every keychain it hangs on. Same 130dB underneath.